Some days you can’t fight what the day dishes you, just do fuck all. The more I try, the more I get a sudden out burst of a 2 year style tantrums.
Gave myself a little early finish today, as adapting to Autumn and the clocks going back really isn’t happening. Put the TV on, Tipping point, this being the most pointless programme ever – try and change channels, Batteries dead in the remote. Go out the kitchen, put the light on as its now dark early, bulb gone, tried to put the heating on for the first time – need a masters in combie boilers to get it to work. Still freezing! This wouldn’t be happening if it was summer.
Made vegetable soup in my slow cooker, in aid to start eating healthy, not a fan of lumps, get my food processor out for the lads, fucked. Anyway the soup, it was shit so ate half a loaf of bread and a pack of butter to disguise the taste. I love butter & butter loves me! I may add, ate too early as I thought it was later than it was. Now I’m starving at 8pm.
Also Tried writing a letter on paper with a pen, Its a fucking nightmare without auto correct. You tried it lately? I can’t spell, I had to use my brain.
So Whilst looking at summer photos earlier to keep warm. Dad rang me, Sarah I can put you on my AA breakdown cover for a fiver, whats your date of birth? “Glad the arrival of your first born is etched in your memory dad, cheers”
After today I deserve chocolate on my autumnal diet, get the lindt from the cupboard open it & it’s dark chocolate. In desperation I eat it anyway. If I’m honest, lindt could make chocolate out of shit and I’d probably still eat it. start again tomorrow.
Fuck you Monday & Fuck you Autumn, you may look pretty & crisp but I love Summer more than you.